fun culo ITALY, W L'ITALIA!!!!

 

when i go to england, i have to call "LONDRA" LONDON,

when i'm in spain, i have to call "CATALOGNA" CATALUÑA,

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QUANDO SIETE IN ITALIA,

CAZZO, NON CAMBIATE I NOMI, CAZZONI!!!!!

 

E MONDO, ASCOLTA BENE!!!

NESSUN, NESSUN, NESSUN, NESSUN, NESSUN CRISTIANO FU UCCISO NELL'ANFITEATRO FLAVIO (sure you know it as Colosseum)!!!!

 

in ITALIA, the italian history is written by ITALIANI!

 

don't break the balls!!!

(NON SCASSATE LA MINCHIA!!!).

 

 

best regards,

yours sincerely,

kindly,

(you choose what you prefer)

 

UN ITALIANO!!!!

GEOGRAPHY:
France is bordered to the north with the North Sea and Belgium, to the west with the Atlantic Ocean, to the south with the Mediterranean Sea and Spain, to the east with Switzerland, Germany, Luxembourg and with the WORLD CHAMPIONS.

For few kilometers, France hasn't in its territory, the highest peak in Europe, Mont Blanc, who is in ITALY.

HISTORY:
Boasts one of the greatest leaders in history, Napoleon... who was Italian (if you consider Corsica was Italy one year before).

For the rest it is famous for having bombed a couple of atolls.

PRODUCTION AND USES:
France is famous for:
1) hosting Monica Bellucci... who is Italian.
2) having Carla Bruni as first lady... who is Italian...
It 'also known for its cheeses, second only to those Italians,
wine, whose production is second only to Italian,
and fashion, which gives way only to the Italian.

SPORT:
In basketball France has a 3rd place at the European distance of 52 years from the last podium.

They are very proud of their National Football players like:
a) Zidane... who is Algerian,
b) Thuram... who is from Guadalupe ,
c) Trezeguet... who is Argentinean,
d) Boumsong... who is Camerunense,
e) Vieira... who is Senegalese,
f) Makelele... who is Congolese,
g) Malouda... who is Guyanese.
Most of them have learned to play in Australia

ART AND CULTURE
If you don't consider some drugged poet and some crazy painter, France is famous for hosting the Mona Lisa... that is Italian.

MUSIC
It seems strange that there is no trace of French music outside French soil, where they are famous for example Eros Ramazzotti, Laura Pausini and Tiziano Ferro... who are Italians.

FOOD
They eat frogs but mostly they swallow nice toads (italian expression).

...and anyway, the omelette is just a fucking omelette!!

 

LOSERS!!!!!